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Drunk History
This is Volume 1 of Drunk History, possibly the most perfect show/concept i’ve ever seen. I recommend you watch it full screen. Enjoy!
by ainsley
An Excerpt From The Gayest Song I've Ever Heard
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they’d fill the open air
And leave tear drops everywhere
You’d think me rude but I would just stand and
Stare
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns, slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems
Cause I’d get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock-hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread
Thread, thread…
(unspeakably gay video below)

Riff Raff a.k.a. Kokayne Dawkins a.k.a. The Freestyle Scientist a.k.a. The Retarded Dude From MTV’s “From G’s To Gents”